Some hikers in Colorado got a nice reward for reaching the top of a trail near Aspen the other day. Some guy had hiked up with a 60-pound pack of ice cream sandwiches, and was there handing them out to people.
No one knew who he was. He was wearing an ice cream costume, with sunglasses and a fake mustache . . . and was drinking a beer. One of the hikers called him “legend dairy.”
