In honor of Father’s Day this weekend, we’ve compiled some of the best dad jokes we could find.
- “Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?” “In case they get a hole in one!”
- “Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera.”
- “What do you call a factory that makes okay products?” “A satisfactory.”
- “What did the ocean say to the beach?” “Nothing, it just waved.”
- “What has more letters than the alphabet?” “The post office!”
- “I don’t trust those trees. They seem kind of shady.”
- “Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.”
- “Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.”
- “I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.”
- “What happens when a strawberry gets run over crossing the street?” “Traffic jam.”
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